See, first Bliccy posted the picture of her and said said
I’m positive that color is found in nature so that has to make it healthy and/or safe to ingest, right?
To which I replied:
I’ve seen that color before. I believe it’s called “Mephistopheles Blowjob Red.”
So when I posted the “Devil Spit” picture earlier, it was in reference to the above posts.
I mention this to you because only 2 of you seemed to get the joke, which I assume was because you either didn’t make the connection, or were distracted by the fact that the lousy good for nothing stupid iPhone camera sent the picture sideways.
Because that’s some motherfuckin’ funny shit right there.
Hypothetical conversation:
Mom: So Cole, how was your week?
Me: Oh, this really funny guy from the internet who I think is a bird or something? But don’t worry, he’s married. He saw a picture of me sticking my really red tongue out and then he likened that to me giving the devil head and then the next day he posted a slideshow of my red tongue with a bottle of Devil’s Spit hot sauce which he was insinuating was a bottle of satan’s ejaculation! Which I had put in my mouth! IT WAS REALLY FUNNY!
Mom: Honey, I…what…Meth. It’s meth, isn’t it?
